Where does your city fall? Be glad you don't own in Las Vegas.
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While I show moderate signs of irritable male syndrome , I feel like it could be a lot worse. For instance if I was a man. Take this Newsweek quiz and find out whether you're an Alan Alda or a Donald Rumsfeld. (i'm more of an Anderson Cooper, er, I mean I want to make out with Anderson Cooper)
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Holiday Cheer for you.
By JFB, Archived in
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A letter from Sir Archibald Clerk Kerr, H.M. Ambassador in Moscow, 6th April 1943.
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"He said he did not see a copy of the Geneva Convention rules for handling prisoners of war until after he was charged." Because, you know, how else would you know that attaching wires to someone's genitals and threatening to electrocute them is wrong?
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I’m not sure what the Italians over at Pirelli mean by “Better dumping performance”, but I’m pretty sure I don’t want any.
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Pizza Party USA is a brilliantly conceived plan for our national priorities on February 29th. I especially like the part about how the only people allowed to work on the proposed holliday will be the mail carriers to deliver the pizza and that they will “receive a copy of The Shins’ Chutes Too Narrow for their trouble”. That is one hell of an album.
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A whale of a story. Grossest EVER.
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A few simple alternatives to dating.
By CNE, Archived in
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happy fucking yule, jerks.
By JFB, Archived in
Itches, in technicolor!